Been a slow day on the cockbucket front. I had a swim and a sauna so I’m too chilled to really feel the bile.
So instead, let’s have a chuckle. This is a priceless motherlode of stupidity that just made me smile. Thanks to Pedro for the tip:
“No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.”
“I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!”
#1 by Evil Dave at May 28th, 2009
Aww, bless.
But I do have to wonder how the gentleman who said “As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn’t in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question” managed to get married and have a good christian baby, given that the answer to “will you marry me?” isn’t in the Wholly Babble.
#2 by Smeggy.Spike at June 16th, 2009
> “she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed”
Maybe he’s a burd-turglar?
There’ll be some smiting and throwing of stones in that
house if he comes out.