First bucket of cock for the year. Sorry about that!
And in magic sky fairy news, Adam Darski, lead singer for Behemoth is facing up to two years jail time in Poland for tearing a bible as part of his stage show.
Ah, this is Poland. Land of the former Pope, a land where “offending people’s religious beliefs” is a crime.
Well fuck you. That’s Poland off the visiting list then, they’d pick me up at immigration.