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Assisted suicide law ‘clarified’

The law on assisted suicide has been “clarified”.

Big whoop.

Massive kudos to Debbie Purdy for getting the issue this far. But can I say one thing:

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE.

There. I’ll say it: I, being of sound mind, reserve the right to terminate my miserable existence on this rock however the fuck I want.

Two things:

  1. The resistance to someone choosing to end their life has Christian roots and is therefore to be laughed at and ignored. I fear no sky fairy.
  2. I’m sure we can come up with a system which prevents granny from being coerced into offing herself.

Easy peasy.

I’ll declare an interest here. I’ve had a good family friend with bad diabetes, having had a stroke walk in front of a train because he felt the alternative would have left his wife of 30 years in a legal quagmire.

This needs to stop.

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Woo-mongers kill another one.

Refusing chemo “because the toxins are what caused the cancer”. Fuckers. Shoot the bloody lot of ‘em.

Rogue Medica lays it on the line: “Wishful thinking is not an alternative to real medicine.”

The full, sad, pathetic story of the human cost of woo.

Counterknowledge should die. And that includes stupid “Christians” who think the world is 6000 years old. As bad as new-agers and anti-vaxxers.

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DC lays into Chinese medicine

Anyone who harbours any inclination towards Chinese medicine should read this thorough demolition on DC Science: “Why degrees in Chinese medicine are a danger to patients“.

Having had three Asian girlfriends I’ve fought this battle many times. Chinese medicine is total cock. Unless a drug has been double blind tested on a significant number of people and found to make a statistically significant improvement, then it’s no better than voodoo. Or placebo.

Oh, and don’t even mention the quality control issues. Or stuff made from endangered species.

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Dara O’Briain biles far better than I could

The awesomely funny Dara O’Briain has a pop at some of our favourite subjects here, nutritionists and homeopathy:

And that elusive old feller, God:

These cheered me up no end.

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Homeopathic Accident and Emergency

Priceless:

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Homeopathy warning – Rogue Medic

Rogue Medic is my new favourite blog.

First he gives a super s3kr1t internal memo from the homeopathy cabal.

Then some fun and games with homeopathy week including the gem “remember to pay your homeopath a penny since it retains the memory of all the other money it’s been in contact with”. Teehee.

Then also in wooville, the hospital offering reiki “massage” for trauma patients.

Apologies for the lack of cock. I’m baking my ass off in Lisbon. How’s the weather in London?

Luls and yuks all round.

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Top 5 questionable therapies

I think we can think of many better candidates but this set of youtube videos are worth a chuckle.

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Chiropractic is stupid

Let’s get this very clear. Chiropractic is stupid. It was made up by some guy with some fairly weird ideas and in the years since its invention has not stood up to any evidence-based scrutiny whatsoever.

However, the British Chiropractic Association have started throwing their weight around like some lumbering, uncoordinated playground bully with a pea-sized brain rattling round its skull. They sued Simon Singh for libel for some perceived insult. And won. Well, the first stage. The rational community is outraged and is now fighting back. Singh will appeal.

So here is a bucketload of links for your reading pleasure:

Sense about science has a petition. Sign it.

DC’s Improbable science has more links and a nice quote:

“A crank on magnetism has a crazy notion hat he can cure the sick and crippled with his magnetic hands. His victims are the weak-minded, ignorant and superstitious, those foolish people who have been sick for years and have become tired of the regular physician and want health by the short-cut method he has certainly profited by the ignorance of his victim. His increase in business shows what can be done in Davenport, even by a quack.” [quoted in Rose
Shapiro's book, Suckers
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PZ Meyers has something to say. Singh is principled and brave apparently.

Derren Brown comments on the situation.

The quackometer has yet more excellent commentary and a quote from Stephen Fry amongst others:

“It may seem like a small thing to some when claims are made without evidence, but there are those of us who take this kind of thing very seriously because we believe that repeatable evidence-based science is the very foundation of our civilisation. Freedom in politics, in thought and in speech followed the rise of empirical science which refused to take anything on trust, on faith, on hope or even on reason. The simplicity and purity of evidence is all that stands between us and the wildest kinds of tyranny, superstition and fraudulent nonsense. When a powerful organisation tries to silence a man of Simon Singh’s reputation then anyone who believes in science, fairness and the truth should rise in indignation. All we ask for is proof. Reasoned proof according to the established protocols of medicine and science everywhere. It is not science that is arrogant: science can be defined as ‘humility before the facts’ — it is those who refuse to submit to testing and make unsubstantiated claims that are arrogant. Arrogant and unjust.”

Slightly out of date but still informative is Nick Cohen in the Guardian.

Less of a media darling than the rest but still lucid and informative, our own Dave Cross is, well, cross.

The New Scientists also has a bash defending the right of scientists to examine evidence critically and speak out when it is found wanting.

OK, that’s a lot of links. By now you should be getting a feeling for the level of contempt felt by rational folks against these charlatans. In case you’re in any doubt, read these informative pages that have been around since before this blew up:

The New Scientist on what you should know about Chiropractic.

Where’s The Harm catalogs deaths and injuries from chiropractic. This destroys any argument about it even being a placebo. Placebos don’t kill people.

DC has a lovely overview of alternative medicine in general in his Patients Guide to Magic Medicine.

And finally, Skepdic has a history of the practice of chiropractic with a veritable cockbucket of links and references for the keeners amongst you at the end.

I now trust that when someone tells you that they’ve been helped by such fantasy you will at least look at them with a slightly more cynical eye, and with courage, attempt to put them straight.

I got quite angry writing this. Let’s hope the reverse in the courts will wake people up to what’s going on.

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Oprah gets thorough kicking from Newsweek

Back to laughing at Oprah. Newsweek thoroughly takes her apart. Well worth a read. Hormones, vaccines and much much quackery in an impressively researched article.

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Greens in bonkers health policy shock

I didn’t think this one was especially cockbucket-worthy so I just posted it as a link in my facebook where it EXPLODED. The meat of it is that the Greens want to put alternative medicine on an equal footing with normal medicine in the NHS and find “other methods” for evaluating alternative medicine.

It’s a shame that an organisation that’s attempting to make the world better should be so anti-science. The very science that’s given them the quality of life that enables their mission.

They also have a bonkers attitude to stem cell research:

We would work for an immediate international ban on all cloning and genetic manipulation of embryos, whether for research, therapeutic or reproductive purposes.

Twats.

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